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I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about
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According to doctors, the symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying and napping alot.
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If only losing weight was as easy as losing my keys, temper or even my mind. I would be so skinny
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I either cry or turn into a psychopath when I'm mad. There is no inbetween
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I'm getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach
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My level of maturity depends on who I'm with
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Real
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Me angry and me explaining why I'm angry
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Me when they take long to reply to my texts
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The calendar may say August but my heart says pumpkin spice
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Me in August
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Stop saying candy corn is the worst candy. Don't forget that black licorice exists
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When it's june and you're already making halloween plans
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I may seem okay, but deep down, I wanna spend about $1500 on Halloween decorations
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Me on my way to spend my whole paycheck on Halloween decor
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My family: Can you please act normal?
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How I look standing outside spirit Halloween the first day they open
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Who here loves Halloween. Give me a "Trick or Treat" if you do
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Me trying to be social
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When I'm ready for Fall weather but get greeted by another day of hot Summer temperatures
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I love Halloween
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Never judge a book by its cover. Except that one...seriously put it down.
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Living for the season when the moon shines brightest
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When stores haven't put out their Halloween stuff
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Hey girl, I got Halloween decor with bats and skulls and spooky cupcakes down here
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You don't need more Halloween decorations
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Me: It's almost Halloween
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If someone tells you it's too early to post about Halloween. Avoid them.
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When you find out Halloween stuff is in stores!
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Just sitting around thinking about Halloween
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Lunch Lady Micheal Myers Is About To Serve Up Some Spooky Sloppy Joes This Halloween Season
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Mentally I am Here
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We've all been robbed...someone stole the weekend and replaced it with Monday!
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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday wont be able to see us.
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Even with enough coffee, Monday can look good!
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