Atheist Sits Next To Little Girl And Says, “There Is No God.” He Became Quiet Once She Said This.
By Mike-Ross
This funny joker, with a pricless comeback comes from a young girl. You can read this clever story below:
An atheist sat next to a small girl on a plane, looked to her said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who began to read her book replied with, “What would you want to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don’t know crap?”
And then she went back to reading her book.
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