Elderly man gets fired on his first day at Walmart, the reason why will make anyone tear up in laughter
By Mike-Ross
Walmart shoppers always tend to have a bad stigma on them, they always get a bad reputation for some reason. I mean everyone shops at Walmart so i guess making fun of people at Walmart has become the thing to do. The website People of Walmart (with a Facebook page with over 9k likes) had made it their goal to post discretely-taken pictures of shoppers without their knowledge.
I'm sure you were expecting me to post one of these photos, but personally the whole premise behind the website is sort of mean, rude and crude. So here, have a kitten instead. Cute right?
Source: Jennifer C./Flickr
Of course, we don’t approve of making fun of real people — we can always use a good Walmart joke here and there.
The following joke has been spreading acorss the internet for at least 10 years. The earliest version that was found using a quick google search was posted to Ebaum’s World in 2008. But it looks like it made its rounds after it was posted by a Facebook user named David Geller and taken as truth a couple of years ago.
Either way, it’s a good joke, even garnering over 2.2k upvotes on Reddit’s /r/jokes subreddit. So without further ado, here it is:
So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, and about two hours into my first day on the job a loud, mean, and unattractive woman enters the store with her two children, yelling obscenities at them the whole way.
Per my greeter instructions, I pleasantly said, “Good Morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children, you have there, are they twins?”
Agitated, the women sharply fires back, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. This one here’s 7, and this one here’s 10. Why would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, stupid, or both?”
To which I replied, “Ma’am, I am neither blind nor stupid. I just couldn’t believe that someone slept with you twice.”
Although many of Reddit’s particular users argued over the TRUE last line of the joke—which is apparently “My supervisor said I wasn’t cut out for this kind of work”— most enjoyed it.
“LMAO TWICE!!!”
“Brilliant!”
“Hahaha good one”
C’mon, we know you had to laugh a little lol.
If you didn't then, then check out this list of the 50 funniest jokes of all time and maybe that will do the trick. My personal favorite? “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”
What’s your best joke?
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