A Old Lady Gets Caught With A Big Bag Of Money, Now Wait Until You Hear What She Tells The Police LOL
Today, we’re going to share an old joke with you that has recently come back to life on social media. It features a senior citizen, a police officer, and one hilariously unexpected story. We think you’ll get a real chuckle out of it.
In the joke, a little old lady is carrying around a huge bag of money. In fact, the bag is so big that it ripped and dollar bills started to fall out. This suspicious behavior caught the eye of a police officer.
However, when he starts questioning the little old lady, she reveals something completely unexpected. The police officer can’t help but laugh and let the woman go! See the entire joke for yourself, check it out below.
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.”
“Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.
“Well, now, not so fast,” said the cop.“Where did you get all that money? You didn’t steal it, did you?”
“Oh, no, no”, said the old lady. “You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course.
A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower Garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ‘why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ‘O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.’
“Well, that seems only fair,” said the cop, laughing. “OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what’s in the other bag?”
“Not everybody pays.”
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