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You know you're an adult when you're just excited to go home and go to bed.
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I always mean what I say...sometimes I don't mean to say it out loud.
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You don't need a lot of friends, you just need the right ones.
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It is so important to love someone a little extra on their bad days.
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Oh sure, you're street smart. Sesame street smart.
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I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, only with me in it.
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Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed?
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How people set the alarm vs how I set the alarm
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Generally, avoid temptation unless you can't resist it
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When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see the electricity bill, I'm scared of the lights.
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I hope you heal from the things that you didn't tell anyone
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Seeing people walk out my life is really painful. I want them to run
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When you're ignoring other guys for a guy that's ignoring you.
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When I put ??? in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone lol
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Sometimes I delete my own post because I'm not the same person I was 5 mins ago
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My talent...I can sleep again after washing my face.
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If you can't take a joke, then I'm the wrong one to follow.
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Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn't.
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When everything goes too well for 3 days in a row.
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Nothing is really lost until your MOM can't find it
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Basically I'm the unpaid photographer of my friends.
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Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because somebody loves you.
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Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don't forget those who love you everyday.
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Twinkel, twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar.
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True kindness is helping someone without expecting anything in return.
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Shhhh stop laughing. You're blowing my cover!
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Saturday and Sunday feels like 10 mins.
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Some things are just be said with an eye roll
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There are so many scams on the internet now a days.
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When you're hungry but then they say let's take a pic
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Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
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