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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them!
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Don't flatter yourself. I only look up to you because I am short.
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I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things.
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To the person who stayed with me even my worst, thank you.
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Never be afraid to treat people the way they treat you.
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One day you'll see why God made you wait.
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Be yourself. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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Get someone who calls you beautiful even though you look like a potato.
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When a woman says "What?"
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Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.
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You know it's a bad day when your imaginary friend files a retraining order against you.
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Yes, I know I'm old!
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Back in my day, people used to take photos that had other people in them.
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"Goodbye, I won't bother you again"
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Laughing at my own joke before I even tell it
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When you're arguing with bae & he starts making valid points, so you have to resort to plan b, tears
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"It's not that serious, don't go off"
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My brother and I have the same parents but mine are stricter.
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I am convinced that the hardest language to speak for some is the truth
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Always be positive.
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Choose someone who will be proud of you, even if you're not the best
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Today is your golden day and make your stand
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