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I'm going to retire and live off my savings. What I'll do the second day, I have no idea.
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Love is not finding someone to live with. Its finding someone you can't live without.
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Trust in God, you will never be lost
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Autocorrect makes me say things I didn't nintendo
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Dear God, please bless my family, friends, and everyone who may be struggling or suffering today. Amen!
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I'm a smart person. I just do stupid things
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I'm on a light diet
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Naps are tricky
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Pray not only because you need something but because you have a lot to thank God for!
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God is with me
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A soap opera
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You really never realize what you have till it's gone...toilet paper is a good example
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My Mother Always Told Me...
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I am so glad I was young and stupid long before there were camera phones
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The best therapist has fur and four legs
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When life give you lemons, throw it back and ask for chocolate
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$Math made simple$

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Math made simple
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We all know mirrors don't lie...i'm just grateful that they don't laugh!
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Every time I lose weight, I find it again in the refrigerator
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Never argue with left handed people. They're not right
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Sometimes the only thing I can say is "Really?"
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I'm not short, I'm a people mcnugget
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Chef Minion - Goodbye August, Hello September. Pass It On
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Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.
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I do it because I can, i can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
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I'm so broke, my nervous breakdown is on layaway
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That awkward moment when you've already said "What" 3 times but you still have no idea what the other person said. So you just agree!
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I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
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I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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If you have $20 and your wife has $5, she has $25
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My days are backwards...I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake
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Do you know what I'm thinking? Neither do I. Frightening isn't it?
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My mind says "who cares" but then my heart whispers "You do, stupid"
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Welcome To My Mind
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I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work...
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Life is too short to diet
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Raise your hand if you have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments
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Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping
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I'm 98% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care
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I simply can not wait to go to bed tonight...and lay awake worrying about stuff I can not control
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I'm sorry but I didn't order a glass of your opinion
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There is no method to my madness, I'm just crazy

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