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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"
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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it
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I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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No desire to do anything syndrome
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Try spending a day wandering around in my mind
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Oh Now I Remember
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I'm single because I'm a superhero
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Human Logic
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Moms are better than any CSI
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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
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Good To See You Again Friday
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If things get better with age, then I must be close to looking absolutely amazing.
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself
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Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done
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Love me and i'll move mountains to make you happy
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Sometimes, the only thing I can say is "Really"?
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Birthday are good for your health
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I know the voices in my head aren't real
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Don't think too much. Just do what makes you happy.
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Sometimes, even I'm afraid of the things my mind comes up with
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Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older
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7 Happiness Tips
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Sometimes, you can just tell it's gonna be a 'does not play well with other' kind of day!
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Karma, I have a list of people you missed
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Let's pray for peace between nations
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth
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The minions are in your walls
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I have P.M
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I need chocolate
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I'm bored, let's go to walmart
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They say money talks. Mine just waves goodbye
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No matter what people think of you...always keep smiling and walk away
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Let's pray for peace between nations
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Be yourself because an original is worth more than a copy
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Life is too short. Just ignore everything and go to sleep.
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If God is making to wait, then be prepared to receive more than you asked for.
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Respect is for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.
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Coffee! Coffee!! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think!
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Thank God
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Work? Really? Again? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
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At my age, "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for.
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How to win any argument
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I need a new friend. The last one escaped.
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To be rich is not what you have in your bank account, but what you have in your HEART.
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Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
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I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work
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