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I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge
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I'm not crazy, I'm just special!
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The oldest computer was owned by adam and eve. It was an apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.
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When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle
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Have you ever just looked at someone and said...."Seriously?"
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Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you a lesson. And best people give you memories.
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Time for Christmas chilling
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I just ran 5 miles and what a workout! I didn't think that ice cream truck would ever stop.
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We all know mirrors don't like...I'm just grateful that they don't laugh.
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No matter what people think of you...always keep smiling and walk away
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I seriously just wanna cuddle up and watch an old disney movie with hot chocolate and ignore life and everyone and everything
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When you get comfortable in bed but have to pee
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I made a huge to do list for today
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Merry Christmas To All The Angels In Heaven Never Forgotten!
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Everybody is fighting their own unique war
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How to speak Minion
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We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
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I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like just kidding...
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No I don't want to build a snowman
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I'm not available in HD...highly deranged!
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Breaking News, Stupidity Has Taken Over The World
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How to avoid stress at work
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I didn't order a glass of your opinion
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I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am I that hot?
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I'm ready to start my christmas shopping. Who's got some money I can use
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Y'all better enjoy your 20s, 30s, and 40s. Because in your 50s that check engine light is gonna come on.
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I wish my bank account filled up as fast as my laundry basket
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I often wonder what it is like to be normal. I mean, do these people ever have any fun???
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Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man.
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Sometimes I wish my mouth had a backspace key
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I'm not getting old. I'm just becoming a classic.
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Happy Hour Is A Nap
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If you are not yelling at your kids, you are not spending enough time with them
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
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Who needs another day added to the weekend?
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I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age
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Without my phone I wouldn't
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Life is getting too complicated, i wanna be 5 again.
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Sometimes when i close my eyes i can't see.
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Don't get annoyed by parents asking you 'stupid' tech advice you think they should know. These are the people who taught you how to use a toilet. Just help them.
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The best place in the world is inside a hug
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The first thing I do when I wake up is....try to sleep again.
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Teamwork...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
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All you really need is someone who sees you for the fruit loop you are.
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