Funniest Christmas Quotes Collection That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud This Christmas
By Timfly
Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day - the birth of Santa?
- Bart Simpson (Matt Groening)
If you can't wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
- A Guy Named Kelly @kellysdf
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
- Andy Borowitz
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
- Dave Barry
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
- Bridger Winegar
Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
- Melanie White
My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness.
- Dave Barry
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