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When you wake up in the morning and it feels like you only slept for minutes
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A man who cooks is attractive. A man who does the dishes is irresistible
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If you have kids...this collection is called "Not mine"
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I'm old enough to remember when a wild night out meant skating around in circles while a DJ played music
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Today, year olds are asking for the latest iPhone. When I was , I felt like id won the lottery if i had this pen
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One minute you're young and fun and the next minute you predict the weather with your bad knee
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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say "don't waste electricity"?
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Something I learned about people. If they do it once, they'll do it again.
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When your boyfriend stops paying attention to you for .2 seconds
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I accept apologies but I remove trust
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My girl when she's not getting any attention
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When my significant other calls me baby for the first time
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When you're obsessed with your man
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Men only need 4 things to be happy
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May if i fall in love with my problems, they'll leave me too
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How to set an alarm
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If a time traveller hasn't come back to stop me from what I'm doing then maybe what I'm doing isn't that bad
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When you are winning the argument with facts and they start attacking you personally besides the topic
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Your next task is to eat without watching youtube
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Me rehearsing how I'll be telling my struggles in the interviews after becoming successful
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Idk what bro going through but I feel him
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Do you ever just wanna...
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Put the food in your mouth, not in your story
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When I was 13 Vs Now That I'm 23
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I may look normal but I unfriend people for no reason
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Keep your relationship private so you can have two
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When your best friend motivates you
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Me trying to think of a way to not go to the thing i just committed to 30 seconds ago.
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My relationship is so private, my partner doesn't even know I exist
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How my love life is going
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Class is cancelled - These three words are better than I love you
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I hate when some website asks me "Are you human?"
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My mood 24-7
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Me after shaving their beards.
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I have no many responsibilities
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First year of college vs last year of college
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People can't use you if you are useless
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If you are gonna talk behind my back, at least invite me, I hate that person too
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"I'm so glad its finally summer!"
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Do you find it difficult to ask for others for help?
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When you accidentally send a screenshot to the person you screenshotted
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2 hours of cooking just to eat everything in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything
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Rule no. 1, never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm
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When your alarm goes off and you start wondering if your job is really worth it.
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When you tell someone you're broke and they try to comfort you instead of giving you money
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Shhh I'm hiding from Monday, bring coffee
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Dating me & posting me ain't enough. I wanna be with you on your driver's license.
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