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All relationships have one law.
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Be clingy with me, always text me, annoy me, send me selfies, tell me about your day. I love it.
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JamieFlower
Me wondering how I've managed to spend all my money when we're only half way through the month
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RoseKiss
The older I get, the more getting home from work seems to be the highlight of my day...
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Me the night before a shift wishing that the power would fail at my work so i can have a day off
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Ever get really excited to finally have some time off, but then just end up spending the entire day like this...
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RoseKiss
There's a very good chance that I'm probably sleeping
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Some coworkers really do turn into friends who you honestly couldn't imagine your life without
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Adult life is spending every Sunday wishing that you didn't have to go to work the next day
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RoseKiss
Staying up late always seems like a great idea until you set your alarm and realize you only have a couple hours until you need to be up for work
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RoseKiss
Trying to get emotionally prepared for the work day ahead
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waterbaby
One simple rule for long term relationships: never lie
waterbaby
You deserve someone who thinks you're too important
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waterbaby
Marrying late is better than marrying wrong.
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waterbaby
All women need to read this...
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waterbaby
A good woman will always be a good woman that's why every man who left her wants her back
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waterbaby
A good woman will be a man's peace, and a good man will be a woman's protection.
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waterbaby
My next relationship will be my last
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Mike-Ross
Give her a relationship where you can sit around doing nothing but still have fun cause you're together.
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Mike-Ross
Forget a relationship. Let's start a partnership and build an empire together.
Mike-Ross
You deserve a relationship with someone who never has you guessing where you stand with them.
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Mike-Ross
The way a gentleman treats his mother, is a pretty good indicator of how he will treat his lady.
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I'm fifty years old, I was on a heating pad eating cheetos
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RoseKiss
Baby you love me...in all the right ways!
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Mike-Ross
I can't wait to walk down the aisle...to find my seat on the plane
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I like dates. I like healthy communication. I like room to grow. I like
Mike-Ross
Me and my fav coworker trying to emotional prepare ourselves at the start of every shift
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Mike-Ross
Me on my lunch break deciding whether or not I should go back to work
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Mike-Ross
Me in the bathroom at work trying to figure out if i should get back to work or keep hiding
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MarissaRocks
"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes" Who??? Who are these people???
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MarissaRocks
Recent studies show that the most expensive vehicle to operate in today's world is the grocery cart.
waterbaby
I'm not saying that I'm an expert, but I have a Ph.D in making bad decisions.
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Dreamer
I don't want to party like it's 1999. I want to go grocery shopping like it's 1999.
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I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively insane.
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RonnySteel
That 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog
MarissaRocks
Enjoy your weekend cause Monday will be here in 20 minutes.
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I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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waterbaby
I smile because you're my family...i laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
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waterbaby
Be with someone who feels like home
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Mike-Ross
If my man got $0 and I got $1000 we both got $0
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Mike-Ross
Me looking at my friend if we saw the same thing.
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Mike-Ross
Me telling my problems to my pet
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Your cat is not your baby
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Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night.
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Me on self-care nights treating myself the way i deserve.
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Me waiting for a text back after I said leave me alone
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How me and my bestie gonna be in 60 years
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When i say extra caramel, this is what I mean
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