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Mike-Ross
I'll happily put my clothes in the wssher and dryer. But folding that'll take about 14 business days.
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Me trying to keep my sarcastic comments to myself at work.
JamieFlower
How anti-social are you?
JamieFlower
When your mom tells you that your relatives are coming over.
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FreeThinker71
They say good things take time, that's why I'm always late.
FreeThinker71
Listening to him talking about anything that makes him happy
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Mike-Ross
My mom once told me that once you are matured, you will realize that silence is more powerful than proving your point.
RoseKiss
My parents had a tv like this, i remember because I was the remote.
MarissaRocks
Arguing over texts is possibly the worst kind of stress
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MarissaRocks
I feel so genuinely sorry for people who message me expecting a good conversation.
MarissaRocks
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution
MarissaRocks
It's not about who wants you, it's about who values & respects you
Mike-Ross
Hello Police? Someone Stole My Weekend!
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Mike-Ross
Me sitting and doing nothing because I have too many things to do
Mike-Ross
Me when the first cup of iced coffee hits my bloodstream
Mike-Ross
When you are obsessed with your man
Mike-Ross
Be His Peace
RoseKiss
There is a huge huge difference between having friends and having friends you can talk to.
Mike-Ross
Me and everyone who said they would be there for me.
Mike-Ross
I have three rules: don't lie to me, don't use me and if you're tired of me, please leave me alone.
Mike-Ross
My talent? I can stay in my room for 24 hours.
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Mike-Ross
When you're sad, but you don't want to bother anyone.
Mike-Ross
When i learn how to say no without feeling bad, it's over for everyone.
Mike-Ross
My parents raised a very respectful lady with a very bad attitude problem that has the biggest heart
Mike-Ross
If you can't text me back on time, don't text me at all cause I got anger issues.
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Mike-Ross
Best friend: I miss you!
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Mike-Ross
When you leave the store without buying anything.
Mike-Ross
Me losing respect for you is worse than me being mad at you
Mike-Ross
It's okay to miss people, but don't forget they are no longer in your life for a reason.
Mike-Ross
Stop waiting your time on people who treat you good one day, then act like you don't exist the next day.
JamieFlower
Me with Money
FoxIsHere
Me waiting for my phone to stop ringing because I don't use it for that.
FoxIsHere
Don't beg, don't change, don't be needy, relax. When you relax, it'll come to you.
FoxIsHere
This age is hurtful. All our crushes are getting married
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Mike-Ross
When you and your friend start roasting the person you both hate
Mike-Ross
Go fund me in 1989
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Mike-Ross
How short girls look when they drive
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FreeThinker71
No happiness is bigger when you make your parents proud
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JamieFlower
When you wake up & can't find your glasses but you need your glasses to find your glasses

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