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Every other Target in the world vs My Target
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My bank account, me and spooky decorations I don't need
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Me putting up regular house decorations
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Waiting for Halloween like...
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The two types of people most excited for Autumn
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Halloween season approaching
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When you're trying to pay your bills on time but there's Halloween stuff in all the stores
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The spider after I take down his web and then hang up a fake web for Halloween
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When you thought you heard your Halloween decor hit the ground but it was just your husband falling down the stairs
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If stores could stop putting glittery crap on all the Halloween decorations
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Sees one leaf on the ground
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I'm going to the store to get a few Halloween decorations
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Me judging my neighbors for no putting up any Halloween decorations.
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Watching my neighbors put up Christmas lights while I still have pumpkins rotting on my porch
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I love the smell of October in the morning
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Randomly stopping to admire my Halloween decorations like
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When Halloween is your favorite holiday but you're starting to get in the Christmas spirit
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Halloween decorations can't also be Christmas decorations
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When you're dead inside but it's the holidays
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Me after realizing I can make Christmas spooky
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I don't want flowers! I said I like dead stuff and bones.
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Hear me out, a party bus but it stops at coffee shops, pumpkin patches and haunted houses
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Mentally, I am here
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Me going through our finances to make sure we can buy the 12 foot skeleton at Home Depot this year
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My face when I walk into a store and see the halloween decor
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Got any pumpkin spice in ya?
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The 'ber months are here and I am free!
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I need spooky snacks!
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I see Halloween everywhere
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Me riding into spooky season like
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All I want for Christmas is Halloween
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You're about to enter a relationship only God can take credit for.
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This heartbreak saved your life.
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She's standing on a line between giving up and seeing how much more she can take.
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Why she single? Because she pick quality over convenience
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She's the kind of woman you lose while chasing others and spend a lifetime finding a replacement.
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God has a husband for you that will make you rejoice that the last man didn't make you his wife.
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A good woman remains one even after all the storms she's been through
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Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter or broken. Hush until you're healed.
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There is nothing more heartbreaking than witnessing a woman question her self worth after being badly treated by a man.
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Better off single with high standards than in a relationship settling for less.
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You needed that break up. You needed that pain.
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Understand that even an "understanding heart" grows tired of being understanding and never understood
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You can be in the same house...same bed...but not in the same relationship
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As soon as you find a matured partner you'll see that there was nothing wrong with you.
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I don't post my relationships. I get played in peace, I've learned my lesson.
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He can be with you & want her, won't leave you alone but won't cut her off
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You can't receive your soulmate until you let go of your playmate
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