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Mike-Ross
Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
Mike-Ross
If you call me on speaker phone, remember that is a huge mistake for you
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Mike-Ross
You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
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waterbaby
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
daisydoll
Does anyone else check their facebook like the morning paper?
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daisydoll
Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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daisydoll
The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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daisydoll
I thought growing old would take longer.
daisydoll
I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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daisydoll
I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
daisydoll
The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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daisydoll
Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
daisydoll
I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Mike-Ross
Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Mike-Ross
Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
Mike-Ross
I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
Mike-Ross
Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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Mike-Ross
Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
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Mike-Ross
When I text "interesting" this how i be looking
Mike-Ross
Boyfriend: you're beautiful
Mike-Ross
Texts like this
Mike-Ross
Me and my friend before making a bad decision
Mike-Ross
Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
Mike-Ross
You never know what you have until...you clean your room
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Mike-Ross
Sometimes you've just got to be a bit anti-social at work
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Mike-Ross
Some people will just cause work drama for the sake of it, as if they don't actually have a job they should be getting on with.
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Mike-Ross
You ever had suck a bad day at work that you just came home and sat like this until you calmed down
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Mike-Ross
Do you ever sit at work after a stressful day and just think to yourself...i need to get out of here.
Mike-Ross
When you get to work and your colleague who is always late is actually there before you
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Pixlove
I Plan To Sleep Anytime I Get A Day Off
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Pixlove
I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People
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Pixlove
Funny Dogs Being Dogs
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Pixlove
Me As Soon As I Get Home
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Pixlove
When Youre Having A Rough Day But Trying To Stay Positive
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Pixlove
The Perfect Weight Loss Motivation
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Pixlove
Me Telling My Best Friends My Problems
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Pixlove
Current Situation Cute Funny Image
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Pixlove
The Little Pocket On Your Jeans Is Actually For Your Sakary
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Pixlove
Me Inviting Problems Into My Life
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Pixlove
Baby Drinking Soda For The First Time
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Pixlove
Driving And Not Paying Attention Joke
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Pixlove
Dog Tries Ice Cream For The First Time
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Mike-Ross
POV: When I'm stressed and angry but my boyfriend knows how to calm me down
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Pixlove
What Its Like To Be A Cat Owner
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waterbaby
I Love To Sit Home And Eat Snacks
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Mike-Ross
Apparently laying in bed and yelling "Coffee pot activate" is not a thing. Why is that not a thing yet?
FoxIsHere
Ready for the day
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Mike-Ross
I can't adult without coffee

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