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Me in the bathroom at work trying to figure out if i should get back to work or keep hiding
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"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes" Who??? Who are these people???
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Recent studies show that the most expensive vehicle to operate in today's world is the grocery cart.
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I'm not saying that I'm an expert, but I have a Ph.D in making bad decisions.
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I don't want to party like it's 1999. I want to go grocery shopping like it's 1999.
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That 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog
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If my man got $0 and I got $1000 we both got $0
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Me looking at my friend if we saw the same thing.
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Me telling my problems to my pet
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Your cat is not your baby
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Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night.
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Me on self-care nights treating myself the way i deserve.
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Me waiting for a text back after I said leave me alone
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How me and my bestie gonna be in 60 years
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When i say extra caramel, this is what I mean
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When your kid is bad but you still love him
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Just call me if you need me....also my phone:
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When i say more sour cream this what I mean
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Me after eating food
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Seeing my sister happy is priceless
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Me listening to a conversation that's none of my business
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Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
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I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
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If you call me on speaker phone, remember that is a huge mistake for you
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
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When I text "interesting" this how i be looking
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If we're in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt
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POV: Your girlfriend is on her mood swings
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Boyfriend: you're beautiful
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Texts like this
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Me and my friend before making a bad decision
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Did I lock the door? I have to go back
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I'm 35 but my back in 57. My knee? She turns 73 on Tuesday
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Me overthinking every single thing I do or say
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Sometimes you've just got to be a bit anti-social at work
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Some people will just cause work drama for the sake of it, as if they don't actually have a job they should be getting on with.
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You ever had suck a bad day at work that you just came home and sat like this until you calmed down
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Do you ever sit at work after a stressful day and just think to yourself...i need to get out of here.
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When you get to work and your colleague who is always late is actually there before you
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Jobs are important, but nothing is more important than your family
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Me trying to find my favorite colleague so i can tell them all the drama that i just overheard
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Me after playing detective
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