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I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
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The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
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I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
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I might look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm quite busy
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I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
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Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
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When I text "interesting" this how i be looking
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If we're in a relationship, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt
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POV: Your girlfriend is on her mood swings
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Boyfriend: you're beautiful
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Texts like this
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Me and my friend before making a bad decision
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Did I lock the door? I have to go back
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I'm 35 but my back in 57. My knee? She turns 73 on Tuesday
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Me overthinking every single thing I do or say
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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
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You never know what you have until...you clean your room
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Sometimes you've just got to be a bit anti-social at work
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Some people will just cause work drama for the sake of it, as if they don't actually have a job they should be getting on with.
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You ever had suck a bad day at work that you just came home and sat like this until you calmed down
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Do you ever sit at work after a stressful day and just think to yourself...i need to get out of here.
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When you get to work and your colleague who is always late is actually there before you
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Jobs are important, but nothing is more important than your family
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Me trying to find my favorite colleague so i can tell them all the drama that i just overheard
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Me after playing detective
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Asked My Girl Out On 29th February Only Have To Celebrate Anniversary Every 4 Years
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I Plan To Sleep Anytime I Get A Day Off
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I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People
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Funny Dogs Being Dogs
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Me As Soon As I Get Home
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When Youre Having A Rough Day But Trying To Stay Positive
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The Perfect Weight Loss Motivation
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Me Telling My Best Friends My Problems
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Current Situation Cute Funny Image
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The Little Pocket On Your Jeans Is Actually For Your Sakary
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Me Inviting Problems Into My Life
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Baby Drinking Soda For The First Time
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Driving And Not Paying Attention Joke
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Dog Tries Ice Cream For The First Time
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I was going to do something, then i got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot
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POV: When I'm stressed and angry but my boyfriend knows how to calm me down
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What Its Like To Be A Cat Owner
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I Love To Sit Home And Eat Snacks
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Apparently laying in bed and yelling "Coffee pot activate" is not a thing. Why is that not a thing yet?

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