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The police want to interview me
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No matter how old I am if i see this, I'm gonna pop the bubbles
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Coffee! Coffee!! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think
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Happiness is...having friends who are as crazy as you are!
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There is only one happiness in this life to love and be loved
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older, I was wrong
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We had social networking back in the day. It was called, go outside and play
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The only exercise some people get is running their mouth, jumping to conclusions & pushing their luck.
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From this point on, I'm going to treat people exactly how they treat me.
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Farting is like the song from Frozen
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I dusted once. It came back. I am not falling for that again
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Some days my level of crazy even surprises me
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When somebody annoys you
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I do not have a screw loose. I have a screw missing
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Do you ever just look at someone and think, I'm so glad I met you
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If you don't understand my silence then you don't deserve my words
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself
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Don't waste your time trying to get people to love you.
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Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life
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When someone does math without using a calculator
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Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want
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That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
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Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy
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Sometimes, even I'm afraid of the things my mind comes up with
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I don't regret my past, I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people
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Getting older sucks!
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My talents are so hidden even I can't find them.
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I don't fart. I whisper in my underwear
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Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down
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Need money? This number is no longer in service
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Forget the pain, but never the lessons you gained
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Welcome To The Chair
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Welcome To The Chair
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My mom raised me right, I did wrong on my own
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We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
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My house is lived in.
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I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed
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Sometimes I feel ugly, then I look at my brother and I'm okay
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Single: Stress Is Now Gone Life Is Easier
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My mouth is a bit like a magician's hat
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Do you ever notice that people would rather stop speaking to you instead of apologizing when they're wrong?
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A bad attitude is like a flat tire
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I'm still tired from yesterday's tired
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My secret talent: Getting tired without doing anything
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