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The only advice i can give is stay single
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My wifi went down for 5 minutes so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
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When your friend tells you a story for the fifth time.
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I look back on my life and I'm extremely impressed that I'm still alive.
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Some people just need a high five.
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Don't make the same mistake
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I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don't deserve.
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Told someone to spell orange and she asked "The fruit or the color?"
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Not everyone is meant to be in your future.
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Some people will hurt you and then act like you hurt them
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Welcome. Today's specials are...
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One of these days, I'm going to go on vacation and forget to come back.
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Life is full of give and take...give thanks and take nothing for granted.
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I need God in every single moment of my life.
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My dog doesn't have a bike!
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Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when your hear it.
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My parents had a TV like this. I remember because I was the remote
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning
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Don't rush me. I'm still deciding whether to be productive today or not!
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Do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes
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Alright, who left the bag of idiots open.
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Which minion mood are you feeling today?
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Always remember these 2 words: they will open all the doors of life. Push and pull
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The 5 second rule for food
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The older you get, the more dangerous it is to sneeze!
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I saw people through the window today
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She's my bestfriend
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I wonder how cops on bikes arrest people?
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The first thing I do when I wake up is try to sleep again
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Nothing is impossible with the right attitude and a hammer
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I started the week with a big box of patience. The box is empty now
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My holiday equals...
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The real definition of "Never mind" is "You shouldn't listened the first time"
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I don't know how exactly when the UFO landed & dumped off all these stupid people
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Best Feeling Ever
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My sister when she need something vs my sister most of the time
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I'm weird! But I know you love me
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In my family, if you're normal then you're adopted.
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I'm not short. I'm just compact and ridiculously adorable
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I don't like to think before I speak.
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if you could read my mind. You'd back away slowly then run for your life!!
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You can't choose your family but you can ignore their phone calls
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My alone time is for your own safety!
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Rivers never go reverse.

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