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The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding
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I am convinced that the hardest language to speak for some is the truth
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Always be positive.
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My wifi went down for 5 minutes so i had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
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When your friend tells you a story for the fifth time.
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I look back on my life and I'm extremely impressed that I'm still alive.
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Some people just need a high five.
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Don't make the same mistake
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I deserve an award for being way too nice to people who surely don't deserve.
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Told someone to spell orange and she asked "The fruit or the color?"
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Not everyone is meant to be in your future.
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Some people will hurt you and then act like you hurt them
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Life is full of give and take...give thanks and take nothing for granted.
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I need God in every single moment of my life.
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My dog doesn't have a bike!
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Sometimes, it's not the song that makes you emotional, it's the people and things that come to your mind when your hear it.
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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning
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Don't rush me. I'm still deciding whether to be productive today or not!
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Do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes
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Always remember these 2 words: they will open all the doors of life. Push and pull
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I started the week with a big box of patience. The box is empty now
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The real definition of "Never mind" is "You shouldn't listened the first time"

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