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Just because I don't react, doesn't mean I didn't notice.
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Don't grow up, it's a trap!
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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else!
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Daydreaming about being skinny isn't half as good as eating a dozen doughnuts
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I'm a single person, I live on my own...
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When Facebook crashed, I sat down and spoke to my wife. She seems like a nice person.
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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg!
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Dear Food commercials, no one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed.
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I'm going to try and act like a normal happy and mentally stable person
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Three things I am thankful for
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A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered kindergarten!
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It's okay to not be ok. Some days are just harder than others.
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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
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That moment you're yelling at your child and stutter through the wrong names.
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Two things to remember in life
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This is what my last never looks like
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It's funny how people always notice the change in your attitude towards them but never notice their behavior that made you chance
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Looking at your best friend and sayings, "ill do it if you do it"
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Dear Lord, all i ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person
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"Username or Password incorrect"
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Brains are awesome, I wish everybody had one
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That awesome moment when you listen to old songs and they remind you of the good old days.
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Are you as bored as I am? Read that backwards, and it still makes sense!
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The secret of enjoying a good wine
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Like if you have ever pushed a door that said pull
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When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle!
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Without coffee life is...wait, is there life without coffee
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I'm in the mood to misbehave! Whos with me?
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Go to Walmart and scream "Hey stupid"
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OMG = Oh My Goodness
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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I think weekends are made in China. They don't last long
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You give best relationship advice but you are single, why?
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Yeah I am WEIRD
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I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday
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Take a deep breath. It's just a bad day. Not a bad life
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The police want to interview me
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No matter how old I am if i see this, I'm gonna pop the bubbles
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Coffee! Coffee!! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think
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Happiness is...having friends who are as crazy as you are!
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There is only one happiness in this life to love and be loved
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older, I was wrong
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We had social networking back in the day. It was called, go outside and play
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The only exercise some people get is running their mouth, jumping to conclusions & pushing their luck.
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From this point on, I'm going to treat people exactly how they treat me.
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Farting is like the song from Frozen
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I dusted once. It came back. I am not falling for that again
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