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I don't live my life to please anyone
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Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want.
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Does anyone else remember the 'Look'?
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Why fall in love when you ca fall asleep?
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I see it, I like it, I want it, I check the price, I put it back
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Some people in the morning vs me
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It's funny how we feel so much be we don't say a word
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Have you ever felt like you did everything right....and it still all went wrong.
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Distance means nothing when someone means everything
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Best friends never have the same nature, they just have the best understanding of their differences
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True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people....together!
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You call it multiple personalities, i call it social networking in my head!
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Sometimes the only thing I can say is "Really"?
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Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe of life
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Two things to remember in life
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This is what my last never looks like
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It's funny how people always notice the change in your attitude towards them but never notice their behavior that made you chance
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Looking at your best friend and sayings, "ill do it if you do it"
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Dear Lord, all i ask is for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person
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"Username or Password incorrect"
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Brains are awesome, I wish everybody had one
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That awesome moment when you listen to old songs and they remind you of the good old days.
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Are you as bored as I am? Read that backwards, and it still makes sense!
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When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle!
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Without coffee life is...wait, is there life without coffee
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I'm in the mood to misbehave! Whos with me?
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Go to Walmart and scream "Hey stupid"
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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I think weekends are made in China. They don't last long
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You give best relationship advice but you are single, why?
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Yeah I am WEIRD
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I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday
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Take a deep breath. It's just a bad day. Not a bad life
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The police want to interview me
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No matter how old I am if i see this, I'm gonna pop the bubbles
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Coffee! Coffee!! It's our drink! If we don't get it, we can't think
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Happiness is...having friends who are as crazy as you are!
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There is only one happiness in this life to love and be loved
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older, I was wrong
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We had social networking back in the day. It was called, go outside and play
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The only exercise some people get is running their mouth, jumping to conclusions & pushing their luck.
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I dusted once. It came back. I am not falling for that again
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Some days my level of crazy even surprises me
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When somebody annoys you
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Do you ever just look at someone and think, I'm so glad I met you
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If you don't understand my silence then you don't deserve my words

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