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MarissaRocks
Nothing is really lost until your MOM can't find it
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- mom
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JamieFlower
Good Morning Happy Mother's Day Minion Quote
Mike-Ross
Basically I'm the unpaid photographer of my friends.
Mike-Ross
Best Friends Logic
Mike-Ross
Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because somebody loves you.
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Mike-Ross
Some people don't believe in heroes but they haven't met my dad. Love you father.
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Mike-Ross
Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don't forget those who love you everyday.
Mike-Ross
True kindness is helping someone without expecting anything in return.
FreeThinker71
It's not about who wants you, it's about who values and respects you.
FreeThinker71
Some things are just be said with an eye roll
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- minion
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JamieFlower
Next time I'm alone and a stranger starts talking to me, I'm going to look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"
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JamieFlower
Morning Beautiful, Have A Nice Day!
JamieFlower
When you're hungry but then they say let's take a pic
JamieFlower
Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
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Mike-Ross
I'm still tired from yesterday's tired.
Mike-Ross
Name that one friend who will be your friend even after 20 years
Mike-Ross
Name something in your house that makes a lot of noise
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- home
Mike-Ross
Before not b4! We speak english, not freaking bingo
Mike-Ross
Singing Minions - Happy Birthday To You!
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Mike-Ross
Happy Birthday! Ta-Da!
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Mike-Ross
You don't need a lot of friends, you just need the right ones.
timboss
Some people's presence is enough to make you feel safe
timboss
Best friends logic: I insult you because I love you
RoseKiss
Come on, inner peace. I don't have all day
FreeThinker71
Roadtrips are measured by moments rather than miles
RonnySteel
Value yourself and walk away from those who don't value you.
RoseKiss
I'm like 107% tired
RonnySteel
When you put something in a safe place so that you don't lose it...then forget where that safe place is.
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Mike-Ross
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them!
Mike-Ross
Don't flatter yourself. I only look up to you because I am short.
Mike-Ross
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore
Mike-Ross
I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things.
Mike-Ross
To the person who stayed with me even my worst, thank you.
Mike-Ross
Never be afraid to treat people the way they treat you.
Mike-Ross
One day you'll see why God made you wait.
Mike-Ross
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone in the river
Mike-Ross
Be yourself. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care
Mike-Ross
My personality is who I am, but my attitude depends on who you are
Mike-Ross
Adulthood is like the vet
FoxIsHere
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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- quotes
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FoxIsHere
Get someone who calls you beautiful even though you look like a potato.
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- funny
- quotes
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Mike-Ross
Happy Minion. Hello April, Goodbye March
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- hello april
MarissaRocks
Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.
kylesportsman
You know it's a bad day when your imaginary friend files a retraining order against you.
kylesportsman
Yes, I know I'm old!

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