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A prayer can change even the impossible.
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People are created to be loved.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Of course I can keep a secret. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.
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Breaking News. I just found out there is nothing wrong with me. Its the world that has issues.
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Who says nothing is impossible?
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If she is responsible for your smile, be responsible with her heart.
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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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This is my cup of care.
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Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy
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Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and they realize they were the big things.
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I tried being good but I got distracted
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God, thank you for all i have!
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Autocorrect makes me say things I didn't nintendo.
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I'm warning you. Don't mess with me!
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Hello! You've reached my profile.
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Life is very short
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Just because I don't react, doesn't mean I didn't notice.
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Don't grow up, it's a trap!
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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else!
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Daydreaming about being skinny isn't half as good as eating a dozen doughnuts
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I'm a single person, I live on my own...
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When Facebook crashed, I sat down and spoke to my wife. She seems like a nice person.
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A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg!
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Dear Food commercials, no one eats in slow motion with their eyes closed.
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I'm going to try and act like a normal happy and mentally stable person
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Three things I am thankful for
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A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered kindergarten!
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It's okay to not be ok. Some days are just harder than others.
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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.
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That moment you're yelling at your child and stutter through the wrong names.
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That awesome moment when you listen to old songs and they remind you of the good old days.
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When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle!
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Without coffee life is...wait, is there life without coffee
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Go to Walmart and scream "Hey stupid"
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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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I think weekends are made in China. They don't last long
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Yeah I am WEIRD
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I wake up every morning believing today is going to be better than yesterday
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The police want to interview me
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No matter how old I am if i see this, I'm gonna pop the bubbles
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Happiness is...having friends who are as crazy as you are!
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older, I was wrong
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We had social networking back in the day. It was called, go outside and play
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Some days my level of crazy even surprises me
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