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Don't be too hard on yourself.
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I told the doctor i broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
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A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered kindergarten.
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Beyond every angry women stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
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The oldest computer was owned by adam and eve. It was an apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed.
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I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense.
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When I get a headache. I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children just like it says on the bottle
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Have you ever just looked at someone and said...."Seriously?"
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Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you a lesson. And best people give you memories.
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I just ran 5 miles and what a workout! I didn't think that ice cream truck would ever stop.
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We all know mirrors don't like...I'm just grateful that they don't laugh.
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Sometimes I question my sanity, sometimes it replies!
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No matter what people think of you...always keep smiling and walk away
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Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
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Dear Sleep: I'm sorry I hated you when I was a young kid. Right now I love you very much and I cherish every moment with you...
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Sorry I can't go to work tomorrow. I fractured my motivation.
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