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What's my favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills
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Sometimes you need to be alone
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I licked it, so it's mine.
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Three years ago, I married the love of my life and my sister fell over
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I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself
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I don't live my life to please anyone
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Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want.
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Does anyone else remember the 'Look'?
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I may look like a potato now but one day I will turn into fries and you'll all want me then
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Why fall in love when you ca fall asleep?
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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
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I see it, I like it, I want it, I check the price, I put it back
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It's funny how we feel so much be we don't say a word
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Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam
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I just had a talk with myself. Now I'm grounded
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Have you ever felt like you did everything right....and it still all went wrong.
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Distance means nothing when someone means everything
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I'm getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach
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Best friends never have the same nature, they just have the best understanding of their differences
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True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people....together!
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You call it multiple personalities, i call it social networking in my head!
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Sometimes the only thing I can say is "Really"?
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Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people
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My dream job would be the karma delivery service.
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Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised. To my family and my friends, i love you
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I'm a constant freaking delight.
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I am perfect in my perfection, God is on my side.
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You pushed a door that says pull
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A prayer can change even the impossible.
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People are created to be loved.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Of course I can keep a secret. But the people I tell them to obviously can't.
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Breaking News. I just found out there is nothing wrong with me. Its the world that has issues.
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Who says nothing is impossible?
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If she is responsible for your smile, be responsible with her heart.
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Follow your heart but take your brain with you.
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This is my cup of care.
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Sometimes being silly with a friend is the best therapy
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Enjoy the little things in life, for one day you may look back and they realize they were the big things.
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I tried being good but I got distracted
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God, thank you for all i have!
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I'm warning you. Don't mess with me!
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