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Dear Sleep, I'm sorry I hated you when I was a kid.
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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
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My room is not messy, it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
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You're blowing my cover!
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Do what makes you happy.
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10 facts about you
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Getting older sucks
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
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I'm always forced to do things, I'm not qualified for.
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JamieFlower
Coffee: The most important meal of the day
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Mike-Ross
Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
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Mike-Ross
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
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I am a multi-tasker!
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Mike-Ross
Of course women don't work as hard as men
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Mike-Ross
My Diet Plan
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Mike-Ross
Going on YouTube just to watch a quick music video
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I'll always be there to irritate you
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Mike-Ross
I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
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Mike-Ross
Some people are just like trees. They take forever to grow up.
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I do it because I can, i can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.
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I'm so broke, my nervous breakdown is on layaway
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That awkward moment when you've already said "What" 3 times but you still have no idea what the other person said. So you just agree!
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I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
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I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
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If you have $20 and your wife has $5, she has $25
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My days are backwards...I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake
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Do you know what I'm thinking? Neither do I. Frightening isn't it?
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My mind says "who cares" but then my heart whispers "You do, stupid"
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Welcome To My Mind
Mike-Ross
I don't always tolerate stupid people, but when I do, I'm probably at work...
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Life is too short to diet
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Raise your hand if you have a bad habit of laughing at serious moments
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Don't give up on your dreams, keep sleeping
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I'm 98% sure you don't like me. But I'm 100% sure I don't care
Mike-Ross
I simply can not wait to go to bed tonight...and lay awake worrying about stuff I can not control
Mike-Ross
I'm sorry but I didn't order a glass of your opinion
Mike-Ross
There is no method to my madness, I'm just crazy
Mike-Ross
I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"
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I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure the kids took it
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I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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No desire to do anything syndrome
Mike-Ross
Try spending a day wandering around in my mind
Mike-Ross
Oh Now I Remember
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I'm single because I'm a superhero
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