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How people set the alarm vs how I set the alarm
Mike-Ross
Generally, avoid temptation unless you can't resist it
Mike-Ross
When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see the electricity bill, I'm scared of the lights.
Mike-Ross
I hope you heal from the things that you didn't tell anyone
daisydoll
Seeing people walk out my life is really painful. I want them to run
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Mike-Ross
My talent...I can sleep again after washing my face.
daisydoll
Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, hunger doesn't.
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MarissaRocks
Nothing is really lost until your MOM can't find it
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JamieFlower
Good Morning Happy Mother's Day Minion Quote
Mike-Ross
Basically I'm the unpaid photographer of my friends.
Mike-Ross
Best Friends Logic
Mike-Ross
Remember that only God can judge us; forget the haters, because somebody loves you.
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Mike-Ross
Forget who hurt you yesterday, but don't forget those who love you everyday.
Mike-Ross
True kindness is helping someone without expecting anything in return.
FreeThinker71
Some things are just be said with an eye roll
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JamieFlower
When you're hungry but then they say let's take a pic
JamieFlower
Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh
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Mike-Ross
I'm still tired from yesterday's tired.
Mike-Ross
Name that one friend who will be your friend even after 20 years
Mike-Ross
Name something in your house that makes a lot of noise
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Mike-Ross
Before not b4! We speak english, not freaking bingo
Mike-Ross
Singing Minions - Happy Birthday To You!
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Mike-Ross
Happy Birthday! Ta-Da!
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Mike-Ross
You don't need a lot of friends, you just need the right ones.
RoseKiss
Come on, inner peace. I don't have all day
RoseKiss
I'm like 107% tired
RonnySteel
When you put something in a safe place so that you don't lose it...then forget where that safe place is.
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Mike-Ross
I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can't find them!
Mike-Ross
Don't flatter yourself. I only look up to you because I am short.
Mike-Ross
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore
Mike-Ross
I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things.
Mike-Ross
To the person who stayed with me even my worst, thank you.
Mike-Ross
Never be afraid to treat people the way they treat you.
Mike-Ross
One day you'll see why God made you wait.
Mike-Ross
Be yourself. People don't have to like you, and you don't have to care
Mike-Ross
Adulthood is like the vet
FoxIsHere
I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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FoxIsHere
Get someone who calls you beautiful even though you look like a potato.
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Mike-Ross
Happy Minion. Hello April, Goodbye March
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MarissaRocks
Note to self: just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth.
kylesportsman
You know it's a bad day when your imaginary friend files a retraining order against you.
kylesportsman
Yes, I know I'm old!

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