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Happiness is...having friends who are as crazy as you are!
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I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older, I was wrong
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We had social networking back in the day. It was called, go outside and play
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Mike-Ross
Some days my level of crazy even surprises me
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RonnySteel
I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself
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RonnySteel
Don't waste your time trying to get people to love you.
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kylesportsman
That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you
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Mike-Ross
Sometimes, even I'm afraid of the things my mind comes up with
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Mike-Ross
Getting older sucks!
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Mike-Ross
I don't fart. I whisper in my underwear
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kylesportsman
Need money? This number is no longer in service
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daisydoll
My house is lived in.
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daisydoll
I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed
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RoseKiss
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I look at my brother and I'm okay
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My mouth is a bit like a magician's hat
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Mike-Ross
A bad attitude is like a flat tire
Mike-Ross
I'm still tired from yesterday's tired
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kylesportsman
My secret talent: Getting tired without doing anything
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kylesportsman
I have trust issues because people have lying issues
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daisydoll
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but you look at the person and laugh again
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daisydoll
My brain is like the bermuda triangle
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JamieFlower
Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done
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JamieFlower
People say too much drama
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RoseKiss
Never lose hope
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Feeling are important in our life as they come from heart
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MarissaRocks
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
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FoxIsHere
Better grab my dumbrella. It's really stupid out there today
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daisydoll
I remember when my best friend was shy & quiet
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timboss
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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RoseKiss
I'm not short. I'm just compact and ridiculously adorable
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FoxIsHere
I was an innocent being...then my best friend came along
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RonnySteel
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning so I stayed home to take care of it
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MarissaRocks
I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels
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MarissaRocks
Don't assume my posts are about you
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JamieFlower
Keep your distance from people who will never admit they are wrong
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Mike-Ross
Why be mean to animals when they treat you better than people do
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I started this week with a big box of patience
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daisydoll
So much to do, no desire to do it
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My favorite hobby is making my friend angry
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Mike-Ross
I'm not getting old
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