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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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I'm proud of myself for not being fake, I'm difficult sometimes and have a few screws loose but I'm 100% me.
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Does anyone else check their facebook like the morning paper?
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Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
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The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
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I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Mike-Ross
Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
Mike-Ross
I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
Mike-Ross
Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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Mike-Ross
Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
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Mike-Ross
Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
Mike-Ross
You never know what you have until...you clean your room
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Pixlove
I Plan To Sleep Anytime I Get A Day Off
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I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People
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Funny Dogs Being Dogs
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Me As Soon As I Get Home
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When Youre Having A Rough Day But Trying To Stay Positive
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The Perfect Weight Loss Motivation
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Me Telling My Best Friends My Problems
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Current Situation Cute Funny Image
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The Little Pocket On Your Jeans Is Actually For Your Sakary
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Me Inviting Problems Into My Life
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Baby Drinking Soda For The First Time
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Driving And Not Paying Attention Joke
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Dog Tries Ice Cream For The First Time
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I was going to do something, then i got distracted for 5 seconds and forgot
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What Its Like To Be A Cat Owner
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I Love To Sit Home And Eat Snacks
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Apparently laying in bed and yelling "Coffee pot activate" is not a thing. Why is that not a thing yet?
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Ready for the day
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I can't adult without coffee
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You just love me for my coffee
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When you get that first sip
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Waiting for the coffee to kick in
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Be the reason someone smiles, or blocks you, whatever...
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I Just Found Out..
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Mike-Ross
Me waking up for work everyday
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Mike-Ross
At this point my job is just paying me to be stressed 24-7
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Mike-Ross
It may look like me and my favorite coworker are always arguing, but really that's our way of communicating
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Me if i ever got all the money back that I've spent on coffee and snacks over the years
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Me at 8:05 when i should have left the house at 8am

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