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Me listening to a conversation that's none of my business
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I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
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Every day i wake up wanting to be nice, Then people ruin it for me.
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Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
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If you call me on speaker phone, remember that is a huge mistake for you
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You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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Does anyone else check their facebook like the morning paper?
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Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
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Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
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I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
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Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
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You never know what you have until...you clean your room
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I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People
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Funny Dogs Being Dogs
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When Youre Having A Rough Day But Trying To Stay Positive
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The Perfect Weight Loss Motivation
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Me Telling My Best Friends My Problems
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The Little Pocket On Your Jeans Is Actually For Your Sakary
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Me Inviting Problems Into My Life
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Baby Drinking Soda For The First Time
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Dog Tries Ice Cream For The First Time
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What Its Like To Be A Cat Owner
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I Love To Sit Home And Eat Snacks
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Apparently laying in bed and yelling "Coffee pot activate" is not a thing. Why is that not a thing yet?
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I can't adult without coffee
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Waiting for the coffee to kick in
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Be the reason someone smiles, or blocks you, whatever...
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I Just Found Out..
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Me waking up for work everyday
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At this point my job is just paying me to be stressed 24-7
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It may look like me and my favorite coworker are always arguing, but really that's our way of communicating
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Me if i ever got all the money back that I've spent on coffee and snacks over the years
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Me at 8:05 when i should have left the house at 8am
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Aging may have slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up
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