Similar to Amanda Seyfried On Conan

Advertisement

MarissaRocks
"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes" Who??? Who are these people???
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- funny quotes
MarissaRocks
Recent studies show that the most expensive vehicle to operate in today's world is the grocery cart.
waterbaby
I'm not saying that I'm an expert, but I have a Ph.D in making bad decisions.
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- funny quote
Dreamer
I don't want to party like it's 1999. I want to go grocery shopping like it's 1999.
Dreamer
I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively insane.
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- funny quote
RonnySteel
That 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog
MarissaRocks
Enjoy your weekend cause Monday will be here in 20 minutes.
- funny
- funny quotes
- humor
- funny images
MarissaRocks
I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- funny quotes
waterbaby
I smile because you're my family...i laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
- funny
- quotes
- family
- funny quote
Mike-Ross
If my man got $0 and I got $1000 we both got $0
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me looking at my friend if we saw the same thing.
- funny
- friendship
- memes
- friend
Mike-Ross
Me telling my problems to my pet
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Your cat is not your baby
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night.
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me on self-care nights treating myself the way i deserve.
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me waiting for a text back after I said leave me alone
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
How me and my bestie gonna be in 60 years
- funny
- memes
- friend
- meme
Mike-Ross
When i say extra caramel, this is what I mean
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
When your kid is bad but you still love him
- funny
- memes
- meme
- silly
Mike-Ross
Just call me if you need me....also my phone:
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
When i say more sour cream this what I mean
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me after eating food
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Seeing my sister happy is priceless
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Me listening to a conversation that's none of my business
- funny
- memes
- meme
- lol
Mike-Ross
Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
- quotes
- quote
- funny quotes
- humor
Mike-Ross
I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
- funny
- quotes
- jokes
- silly
Mike-Ross
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
- funny
- quotes
- funny quotes
- humor
Mike-Ross
I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
Mike-Ross
Every day i wake up wanting to be nice, Then people ruin it for me.
- funny
- quotes
- jokes
- silly
Mike-Ross
Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
Mike-Ross
If you call me on speaker phone, remember that is a huge mistake for you
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- funny sayings
Mike-Ross
You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
- funny
- coffee
- funny quotes
- humor
waterbaby
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
daisydoll
Does anyone else check their facebook like the morning paper?
- funny
- quotes
- facebook
- facebook quotes
daisydoll
Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
- funny
- fun
- funny quote
- funny quotes
daisydoll
The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- fun
daisydoll
I thought growing old would take longer.
daisydoll
I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
- funny
- quotes
- funny quote
- funny quotes
daisydoll
I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
daisydoll
The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
- funny
- quotes
- quote
- fun
daisydoll
Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
daisydoll
I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
- quotes
- quote
- funny quotes
- humor
Mike-Ross
Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
- funny
- memes
- meme
- funny memes
Mike-Ross
Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
Mike-Ross
I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
Mike-Ross
Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
- funny
- funny quotes
- humor
- humor quotes
Mike-Ross
Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
- funny
- jokes
- funny quotes
- humor
Mike-Ross
Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way

Categories

RSS