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A man who cooks is attractive. A man who does the dishes is irresistible
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If you have kids...this collection is called "Not mine"
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I'm old enough to remember when a wild night out meant skating around in circles while a DJ played music
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Today, year olds are asking for the latest iPhone. When I was , I felt like id won the lottery if i had this pen
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One minute you're young and fun and the next minute you predict the weather with your bad knee
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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say "don't waste electricity"?
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Something I learned about people. If they do it once, they'll do it again.
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When my significant other calls me baby for the first time
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Put the food in your mouth, not in your story
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I may look normal but I unfriend people for no reason
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As bad as you wanna address it, some things are better left unsaid. I'm learning
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This chapter is called grateful & focused
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I'm fifty years old, I was on a heating pad eating cheetos
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I can't wait to walk down the aisle...to find my seat on the plane
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I've never craved peace like I do now.
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"The average person falls asleep in 7 minutes" Who??? Who are these people???
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Recent studies show that the most expensive vehicle to operate in today's world is the grocery cart.
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I'm not saying that I'm an expert, but I have a Ph.D in making bad decisions.
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I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively insane.
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That 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog
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Enjoy your weekend cause Monday will be here in 20 minutes.
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I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
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I smile because you're my family...i laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
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Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night.
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Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
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I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
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Every day i wake up wanting to be nice, Then people ruin it for me.
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Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
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You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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I'm proud of myself for not being fake, I'm difficult sometimes and have a few screws loose but I'm 100% me.
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Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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I thought growing old would take longer.
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I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be

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