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Paychecks and weekends have a lot in common...they are short and don't last long enough.
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People become angry if you refuse to let them take advantage of you.
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Being alone is a power, very few can handle it.
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Independent women really only got two choices
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I love talking to you, even if I have nothing to say.
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I accepted it already but it still makes me sad
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Don't be shocked when life starts to get good. You deserve that.
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Current vibe: huge goals, clear vision, strong mindset
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Before dating me, you must understand that I'll never post you, not even your hand.
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You know you're an adult when you're just excited to go home and go to bed.
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The 5 Coffee Love Languages
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All i want to do for the rest of this year is work, save, travel & repeat.
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Trust me. No man is too busy for a woman he truly wants.
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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off stress & iced coffee
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When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see the electricity bill, I'm scared of the lights.
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I have a happy personality with a heavy soul. Sometimes, it gets weird.
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My talent...I can sleep again after washing my face.
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Closes Instagram, Opens Instagram
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Nothing is really lost until your MOM can't find it
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Basically I'm the unpaid photographer of my friends.
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I no longer pour into cups that don't pour into mine. Friend, family or associate.
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Sometimes home isn't 4 walls, it's 2 eyes and a heartbeat
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Choose to be loved and not to be used.
RonnySteel
Start late. Start over. Start scared. Start again. Just start.
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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore
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Adulthood is like the vet
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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Get someone who calls you beautiful even though you look like a potato.
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Yes, I know I'm old!
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Dating me is like...
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"Goodbye, I won't bother you again"
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When you're arguing with bae & he starts making valid points, so you have to resort to plan b, tears
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"It's not that serious, don't go off"
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My brother and I have the same parents but mine are stricter.
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Saying "ohhhhhh" when you still don't understand
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When someone who owes you money goes on vacation
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If it's textable, please don't call me, thanks
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Me sliding the straw in and out of my McDonald's cup
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Soooo I texted him again
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Me for no reason
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Accidentally eats fruit seed
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Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?
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When someone texts me first
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Me thinking of something else completely while I'm being talked to
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