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I smile because you're my family...i laugh because there's nothing you can do about it!
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Mike-Ross
Me recharging for 6 months after going out one Saturday night.
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Mike-Ross
Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
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I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Mike-Ross
I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
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Every day i wake up wanting to be nice, Then people ruin it for me.
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Mike-Ross
Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
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You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
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waterbaby
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
Mike-Ross
I'm proud of myself for not being fake, I'm difficult sometimes and have a few screws loose but I'm 100% me.
daisydoll
Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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daisydoll
The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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daisydoll
I thought growing old would take longer.
daisydoll
I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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daisydoll
I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
daisydoll
The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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daisydoll
Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
daisydoll
I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Mike-Ross
Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
Mike-Ross
I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.
Mike-Ross
Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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Mike-Ross
Warning: my mouth is a bit like a magician's hat...you just never know what's gonna come out of it.
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Mike-Ross
I am manifesting the love, happiness and life that I want.
Mike-Ross
Sometimes those unexpected twists & turns in life can lead to wonderful surprises!
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Mike-Ross
I'm creating space in my life for healing and growth
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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way
Mike-Ross
You never know what you have until...you clean your room
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Pixlove
I Plan To Sleep Anytime I Get A Day Off
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Pixlove
I Dont Always Tolerate Stupid People
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Mike-Ross
Life is all about learning from yesterday, living for today, and hoping for tomorrow.
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Me As Soon As I Get Home
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Pixlove
When Youre Having A Rough Day But Trying To Stay Positive
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Mike-Ross
I celebrate my victories, no matter how small, knowing each one is a triumph on my journey
Mike-Ross
I don't trust words, I trust vibes.
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Pixlove
The Perfect Weight Loss Motivation
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Me Telling My Best Friends My Problems
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Current Situation Cute Funny Image
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Pixlove
The Little Pocket On Your Jeans Is Actually For Your Sakary
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Pixlove
Me Inviting Problems Into My Life
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Driving And Not Paying Attention Joke
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Pixlove
What Its Like To Be A Cat Owner
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waterbaby
I Love To Sit Home And Eat Snacks
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RoseKiss
When you are happy with someone in private, you don't need to prove it on social media
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FoxIsHere
Never get tired of your Dad's voice
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Pixlove
I Just Found Out..
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Mike-Ross
Paychecks and weekends have a lot in common...they are short and don't last long enough.
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Mike-Ross
People become angry if you refuse to let them take advantage of you.
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