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I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
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I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
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I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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Work can't stress you out if you just don't go in...
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Dear 8 hours sleep, i miss you so much.
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Hardest thing ever: controlling your laughter at serious times
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When I text "interesting" this how i be looking
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