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Being alone is a power, very few can handle it.
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Independent women really only got two choices
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I love talking to you, even if I have nothing to say.
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I accepted it already but it still makes me sad
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Mike-Ross
Don't be shocked when life starts to get good. You deserve that.
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Current vibe: huge goals, clear vision, strong mindset
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Before dating me, you must understand that I'll never post you, not even your hand.
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You know you're an adult when you're just excited to go home and go to bed.
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The 5 Coffee Love Languages
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All i want to do for the rest of this year is work, save, travel & repeat.
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Trust me. No man is too busy for a woman he truly wants.
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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off stress & iced coffee
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When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see the electricity bill, I'm scared of the lights.
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I have a happy personality with a heavy soul. Sometimes, it gets weird.
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My talent...I can sleep again after washing my face.
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Closes Instagram, Opens Instagram
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Nothing is really lost until your MOM can't find it
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Basically I'm the unpaid photographer of my friends.
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I no longer pour into cups that don't pour into mine. Friend, family or associate.
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Sometimes home isn't 4 walls, it's 2 eyes and a heartbeat
JamieFlower
Make the rest of your life, the best of your life.
JamieFlower
Choose to be loved and not to be used.
RonnySteel
Start late. Start over. Start scared. Start again. Just start.
Mike-Ross
Nobody gives me butterflies anymore
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Adulthood is like the vet
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I set alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
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FoxIsHere
Get someone who calls you beautiful even though you look like a potato.
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Yes, I know I'm old!
Mike-Ross
Dating me is like...
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"Goodbye, I won't bother you again"
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When you're arguing with bae & he starts making valid points, so you have to resort to plan b, tears
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Mike-Ross
"It's not that serious, don't go off"
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My brother and I have the same parents but mine are stricter.
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Saying "ohhhhhh" when you still don't understand
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When someone who owes you money goes on vacation
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If it's textable, please don't call me, thanks
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Me sliding the straw in and out of my McDonald's cup
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Soooo I texted him again
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Me for no reason
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Accidentally eats fruit seed
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Are you seriously going to cry because you don't like how your clothes fit?
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Mike-Ross
When someone texts me first
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Me thinking of something else completely while I'm being talked to
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When you're already having a bad day then you get more bad news
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