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Mike-Ross
When i say more sour cream this what I mean
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Me after eating food
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Mike-Ross
Seeing my sister happy is priceless
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Me listening to a conversation that's none of my business
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Mike-Ross
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
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Mike-Ross
Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.
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Mike-Ross
Be careful who you vent to. A listening ear is also a running mouth
Mike-Ross
I miss the good ole days when bills didn't have my name on them.
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Mike-Ross
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Mike-Ross
I never met a problem i couldn't make worse.
Mike-Ross
Every day i wake up wanting to be nice, Then people ruin it for me.
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Mike-Ross
Once upon a time, I was young, fun and semi-sane. Then i joined facebook and met all of you
Mike-Ross
If you call me on speaker phone, remember that is a huge mistake for you
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Mike-Ross
You call it coffee. I call it my emotional support beverage.
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waterbaby
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
waterbaby
You can forgive some people without welcoming them back into your life, Apology accepted, access denied.
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Mike-Ross
I'm proud of myself for not being fake, I'm difficult sometimes and have a few screws loose but I'm 100% me.
daisydoll
Does anyone else check their facebook like the morning paper?
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daisydoll
Yesterday I did nothing. Today I'm finishing what I started today.
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daisydoll
Most of the enemies you have are people you once helped in life.
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daisydoll
The rich get richer, the lazy live for free, the middle class continue to pay for it all. Follow me for more reality checks
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daisydoll
I thought growing old would take longer.
daisydoll
I wish facebook would notify me when someone unfriends me so i could like it
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daisydoll
I want to live my live without stress and worries. I don't need to be rich or famous, I just want to be happy.
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daisydoll
I'm here in body but not mind...my mind is in bed where my body wishes it could be
daisydoll
The best part of waking up...is still a mystery to me
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daisydoll
Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themself
daisydoll
I'm not bothered by my age, I just don't like all of the side effects.
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waterbaby
Unconditional love is one of life's more beautiful gifts
waterbaby
Always listen to the music of your heart.
waterbaby
If you always let yourself love others, you'll get back more than you give.
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waterbaby
Every creature on this earth deserves respect, compassion and love.
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waterbaby
Happy Snoopy Good Morning Greeting
waterbaby
If you smile, the whole world smiles with you.
waterbaby
Sleeping Snoopy Good Night Quote
waterbaby
Sweet Dreams Snoopy Quote
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Mike-Ross
Be proud, you survived the days you thought you could not.
Mike-Ross
People will throw stones at you. Don't throw them back. Collect them all and build an empire.
Mike-Ross
The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go.
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Mike-Ross
Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace.
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Mike-Ross
Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore.
Mike-Ross
Life is a circle of happiness, sadness, hard times, and good times. If you're going through hard times, have faith that good times are on the way.
Mike-Ross
Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday
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Mike-Ross
Everything changes when you begin to love yourself.
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You are under no obligation to be the same person you were a year, month, or even 15 minutes ago. You have the right to grow. No apologies.
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Mike-Ross
The relationship with yourself sets the tone for every other relationship you have
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Mike-Ross
Never underestimate the power of my intuition
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Mike-Ross
The sun is always brightest after the storm.

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