Regardless of if you have a significant other or if you are fully single, it should stop you from the fun that comes with Valentine’s Day. Not every Valentine’s Day wish has to be super romantic and intimate, some can be funny, especially, when it’s about your single friend. If you want to give family, friends or even your significant other something funny this Valentine’s Day, here are 30 Funny Valentine’s Day Wishes & Messages to enjoy.

Celebrating Valentine’s Day looks great in movies. But in real life, it’s just horrible and costly. Try buying a bouquet of flowers and you’ll know!

I love going out with you on any day except Valentine’s Day. The rapid demise of my pocket money burns my soul so badly. Happy Valentine Day!

May God fills your heart with love and your wallet with money so you can buy some chocolates for your honey! Happy valentine’s day!

Let’s pretend for one day that we love each other more than anything else. We can avoid each other for the rest of 364 days!

Whoever said Valentine’s day is only for lovers? I love you my best friend! Happy Valentine’s day.

I am not saying that I care about money more than I do about you. But it’s my father’s advice to spend my money on good purposes only! Happy Valentine’s Day!

You don’t need flowers to smell sweet and don’t need ornaments to look beautiful. And then I thought you don’t need a valentine’s day either to be loved!

You cannot define love in one word and you cannot celebrate love in one day. That’s why I don’t have any plans with you on this Valentine’s Day!

Today, let us celebrate the early demise of all men in promoting love just like Saint Valentine did before his own sad demise!

I like the way you chew my mind like a bar of chocolate. It’s just a matter of days before I become brain dead because of your love!

I have found my way back to your heart like a stray dog finds his way back home. Thank you for letting me in every time. Happy valentine’s day!

Loving you is my job and every job holder needs the motivation to work. Can I have some motivation tonight? Happy valentine’s day!

You don’t always have to arrange candlelight dinners for me on valentine’s day; it’s absolutely ok to buy me some jewelry sometimes!

I love the way people ask me about my plans on valentine’s as if they don’t know I’m single.

I don’t always celebrate valentine’s day, but I make sure I have a fake smile on my face when I do.

Brace yourself for the valentine meme’s on Facebook. They don’t seem funny at all when you’re single.

On this valentine’s day, if you don’t have anyone, don’t be sad. Just know that you’re not the only one.

Girlfriends are temporary, friends are permanent. Accept this truth, my friend. Let’s spend this Valentine’s Day high on drugs and drunk as a lord!

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Do you know the very famous quote saint valentines said before his death? – he said, “don’t buy a cow when you can have milk for free’’!

Darling, I think we will have a great time together today. Just don’t forget to spend some time on dental cleaning. Happy valentine’s day!

A date with you? No thanks, I would rather have an apple by myself alone. Happy valentine’s day!

You are just as much weird as me. That makes us a perfect couple. Happy valentine’s day to my crazy one!

The world is filled with so many people with so little love. Tonight, let’s make some love together. Happy valentine’s day!

Buy me chocolates and flowers today, or tonight you dine alone. The choice is yours, darling. Happy valentine’s day to you with love!

Want to know my plan for today? Getting you arrested for stealing my heart. Happy valentine’s day, my love!